“An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.” Ha, ha. Very pun-ny! Weddings are serious business. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun at the same time. I love some good word-play and humor, and especially love some good wedding puns or wedding jokes.
Below are over 35 different puns and jokes, with suggestions of how and where you can use them at your wedding.
35 Wedding Puns and Wedding Jokes
Print out different wedding puns, frame them, and place one on each guest table
• And they lived apple-y ever after.
• It’s been an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers.
• What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Can’t elope.
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• We mer-maid for each other.
• Did you hear about the spiders who got engaged? I hear they met on the web.
A cute sign on your bar
• Hoppily Ever After
• Why did the beers get married? Because they were pitcher perfect.
• Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Brewed
• You Had Me At Merlot
And on your dessert table
• Donut Ever Let Me Go.
• S’more Love
• This Might Sound Cheesy, But You’re Really Grate.
• Thanks for Coming! You Rock! (rock candy)
• Love is Sweet
Don’t forget your tea/coffee station
• A Whole Latte Love
• Love is Brewing
• Words Can Not Espresso How Much You Mean To Me.
• For Eterni-Tea
• You’re My Cup of Tea
• Tea for Two
Popcorn Station
• He Popped the Question
• You’re My Butter Half
• Thanks for Popping By
• You Make My Heart Pop
Fun Wedding Pun Themes
Animals
• Owl Always Love You
• I Love You Deerly
• No Bunny Compares
• Feline the Love
• Love Bugs
• Whale-come to Our Wedding
• Thanks for Bee-in Here with Us
• Just Meow-ied
Seasonal
• Snow in Love
• I’m Smitten With You (mittens)
• Falling in Love
Nautical
• Thanks for Sail’brating With Us
• Anchored in Love
• Two Less Fish In The Sea
• We Made It Oh-Fish-Al!
Other fun wedding puns and jokes:
• What was the best part of the wedding? The reception; it really took the cake.
• Why did the groom ask his brother to be in the wedding? Because he was the best man for the job.
• It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
• To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.
• Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.
• Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
• When a psychic showed me the girl I’ll marry, it was love at second sight.
Which of these wedding puns or wedding jokes is your favorite? Can you think of any other puns? Please feel free to leave a comment below.
Photo Credits:
Laughing bride and groom – CC0 Public Domain via PXHere
Bride laughing with groom and groomsmen – Free for commercial use, DMCA via PXFuel
‘Just Meowied’ & ‘Love Is Sweet’ Table Swags (designed and created by Weddings From The Heart)
Hearts, Joy, Love!
Jean
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